Freitag, 17. Dezember 2010

The Hexenbrett is NOW online!

you can get it HERE

t-shirt order update HELL.COM

to everyone who ordered one of our HELL.COM collaboration shirts:

we have just been informed that the shirts will be send out AFTER the holidays.
we are truly sorry for the inconvenience and we know you have been patiently waiting for them.
so me and moon decided to throw in a little extra for everyone to make up for the waiting.
again,we are truly sorry for this but we hope our little gift will ease the pain and prove to you that we love you guys.
trust me,it is gonna be an awesome gift....
happy holidays,

Florian & Moon Editions

Donnerstag, 16. Dezember 2010

the Hexenbrett

Florian Bertmer “Hexenbrett” 2010

19.25” x 13.25” x 3.5”

Limited to an edition of 50.


Witches board -

Laser engraving on black enameled Latvian Birch with
hand poured epoxy resin coating. Edition number is laser engraved
on verso.

17.25” x 11.25” x 3/8”

Labels -

four color serigraph on black 70lb French paper. Two of the colors printed with
premium golden iridescent metallics.

Box -

Hand crafted slide top box made from Baltic Birch. Hand distressed
black enamel finish.

Planchette -

Laser engraving on black enameled Latvian Birch. Black felt on verso. Housed
in a black chip board box with hand printed label.

Rules -

One color serigraph on black 250gsm Stonehenge. German Rules on recto, english on verso.

COA / Mini Print -

One color serigraph on black 250gsm Stonehenge. Mini print on recto, COA with chop on verso.

The edition comes wrapped in a unique hand printed wrapping paper Florian created for the project.

$400 + S&H

The release drops today at a random time /

Thank you & Gute Nacht

Donnerstag, 2. Dezember 2010 - UPDATE,moon editions,shirts & destroy and me have teamed up to bring you this limited edition t-shirt available here

Montag, 29. November 2010

my new STAR WARS print!

Geez,i have been wanting to tell you about this print for quite some time but i promised Mondo to keep my mouth shut.finally it is being released - thanks to Rob for spending 70 hours doing the separations on this beast.i`m pretty sure he hates me more than hitler after this and i couldn`t blame him.
anyway,here is everybody`s favorite bounty hunter - Greedo.
i can`t tell you how many days/hours i spend on this was insane....
hope you like it.lets see who can name ALL characters in the picture correctly.i think there is about 34 SW characters in you can see the whole drawing was done by hand in one piece.
i have included some WIP pics for those interested in stuff like this.
oh and this one goes up for sale 12/2/2010 at a random time right HERE
may the force be with you,


Montag, 22. November 2010

HELL.COM is alive

go here and sign up if you are interested in being notified on my upcoming project with Moon Editions. the mailing list is the same as the moon list, so if you already signed up to the moon list, you don`t need to sign the list....

Donnerstag, 11. November 2010

new pic....

Details and release info coming next week!


here`s something in did yesterday.i have never done any sculpting but i`ve always wanted to so i got me some sculpey and tried.i`m actually kinda happy with the result.if you don`t know who this is then A) shame on you and B) check this out.
Cthulhu has always been one of my favorite characters and i always wanted a cool bust for my desk but i couldn`t find anything cool (or affordable) so i went ahead and made one myself.
hope you dig it;)


Montag, 18. Oktober 2010

New Print available from Moon Editions!

hey everyone,
while i was staying in san francisco i managed to do a new print with my friends from Moon Editions.
as you might know my prints usually aren`t signed by myself due to the fact that i live in germany while my prints are made in the US.luckily i was around for the whole printing process so we decided to not only have them signed in person but give each print two hand drawn embellishments plus one hand painted higlight.
as you might guess that took quite some time haha.
you will be able to get the print HERE
hope you like it,


7 color serigraph on archival Stonehenge 250gsm (Grey).


18.25" x 27.25"

Signed and numbered by the artist.

Edition of 40.

USPS First Class shipping + Handling included!

Mittwoch, 13. Oktober 2010

Night Of The Living Dead Shirts!

hey everyone,
here`s my latest shirt for shirts & destroy.this time we did a run of shirts on everybodys favorite zombie movie,the cult classic night of the living dead.the shirts came out great and i hope you dig them.the design was originally done as a movie poster for Texas Frightmare last year where Romero himself was attending.
you can get one HERE

Montag, 13. September 2010

Rise and Fall Tourposter

hey everyone,
just finished the tourposter for Rise and Falls`s upcoming tour with Nails and Harms Way.
go check them out if you can.
Rise And Fall, Nails, and Harm's Way will be touring in Europe this November. Dates include:

19/11 Germany Essen Cafe Nova
20/11 Belgium Hasselt Muziekodrome
21/11 UK Norwich The Marquee
22/11 UK Newport Le Pub
23/11 UK Manchester Moho
24/11 UK London O2 Islington Academy 2
27/11 Germany Leipzig Conne Island
28/11 Czech Republic Prague .007
29/11 Austria Wien Arena
30/11 Germany München Feierwerk
01/12 Germany Nürnberg Kunstverein
04/12 Germany Stuttgart Juha West

Mittwoch, 1. September 2010

Danko Jones shirt

i`ve had the pleasure of doing a shirt design for Danko Jones which was sort of a first for me.
you see usually i work with HC/Metal bands or whatever you might wanna call it.
it was fun doing something for a punk/rock n`roll band plus danko is a really cool dude which made it easy to work with case you haven`t heard of him or his band check out their newest video.Lemmy is in it and that should be all you have to know to feel obliged to check out this video.oh yeah Elijah Wood and Selma Blair are in it as well...

Samstag, 21. August 2010

found on youtube

i don`t know who this guy is but he sure as hell has alot of my prints.nicely framed as well.stoked.

Mittwoch, 18. August 2010

work in progress....

hey everyone,
here`s something i`m working`s almost finished but i`m gonna draw in some more elements..


Samstag, 14. August 2010

Baba Yaga shirt

hey everyone,

for anyone who cares here`s some info on my baba yaga shirt for shirts and destroy.
i`ve always had an interest in folklore especially the really old and dark ones because they were meant to scare you or teach you a lesson.the russians in particular have some really fascinating and grim ones to tell and i`ve always wanted to do a drawing for one of these stories.
According to russian/slavic folklore there was once an old witch who flew around on a giant mortar,abducted and probably ate small children, and lived in a hut that stands on chicken legs.the fence outside is made with human bones with skulls on one story the heroine Vasilisa the Beautiful took one these skulls and used it as a lantern.
The text in the banner was taken from a poem by the famous russian poet A.A.Blok titled "To the Muse" and the text goes:

такая влекущая сила,                   And such an alluring strength
Что готов я твердить за молвой, That I'm ready to pass on the rumor
Будто ангелов ты низводила, That you brought angels down
Соблазняя своей красотой... With your seductive beauty...

hope you like it & cheers, florian

You can get the shirt here

Montag, 9. August 2010

All Pigs Must Die artwork finally done

hey everyone,
i finally finished the APMD artwork today.if anyone asks me to draw a black wolf again soon i`ll tell them to drop dead.way too many lines and way too much stipling.aaargh i hate it.feels good to see it finished though but no wolves for me in the near future....
Check them out on myspace HERE
or on facebook HERE

Samstag, 7. August 2010

"Alchemist" shirt online from Shirts & Destroy!

Hey everyone,
been some time since i`ve posted new shit.last couple of weeks have been pretty crammed with work and i really didn`t have much time to post new stuff.
i just finished a HUGE poster for one of my all time fav movies but unfortunately i`m not allowed to give you guys more info as of now.let`s just say i have never put in more characters in one must be about 34 or more.
but anyway here is something i CAN show you and it was printed by the good folks at Shirts&Destroy.Some of you may recognize it from my Holy Mountain poster a while back.
hope you like it!
you can get it here


Samstag, 24. Juli 2010

Super Heroes vs. the Westboro Baptist Church

here is one reason why i love comic book fans:

"They've faced down humans time and time again, but Fred Phelps and his minions from the Westboro Baptist Church were not ready for the cosplay action that awaited them today at Comic-Con. After all, who can win against a counter protest that includes robots, magical anime girls, Trekkies, Jedi and...kittens?

Unbeknownst to the dastardly fanatics of the Westboro Baptist Church, the good folks of San Diego's Comic-Con were prepared for their arrival with their own special brand of superhuman counter protesting chanting "WHAT DO WE WANT" "GAY SEX" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT" "NOW!" while brandishing ironic (and some sincere) signs. Simply stated: The eclectic assembly of nerdom's finest stood and delivered.

As you can see below, the fantastic fanboys delivered the the church a humorous dose of sweet fan justice. ComicsAlliance was there to witness the spectacle in full, which you can indulge in yourself after the jump."

to read the whole thing click the link below

Super Heroes vs. the Westboro Baptist Church

Montag, 31. Mai 2010

Enemies of Reason

hi everyone!
here's something i think everyone who considers himself slightly intelligent should watch and because i consider you guys intelligent i posted it!
i'm always amazed how much people believe in astrology or homeopathy when there is absolutely no basis for it.curious to hear what you guys think.


Donnerstag, 27. Mai 2010

i finally got them!

today was awesome because i finally got my holy mountain prints.i can't believe i did those 5 months case you're wondering why i had to wait so long - it's always like that no matter what company you work hard feelings i'm just happy to finally see it in person and the guys at D & L screenprinting did a perfect job!
oh yeah that strange machine at the top?that is my broken xbox 360.actually the third one that decided to go fuck itself and die.
i tried to repair it but as you might have guessed - no dice.
fuck you microsoft,


Donnerstag, 13. Mai 2010

The Evil Dead Movie Poster

hey folks,
here's my latest movie poster for the Alamo Drafthouse screening of the evil dead trilogy.It is a 24″ x 36″ screenprint, has an edition of 150, and will be $35.It will be available via Thursday, May 13th at 11am CST.
Remember,shop smart - shop S-mart.


Mittwoch, 21. April 2010

upcoming new shirt

the good folks at Shirts & Destroy just send me a pic of my latest shirt which will be available soon.
pictured here is good ole jeff wearing it.

Dienstag, 20. April 2010

Night Of The Living Dead Movie Poster

The Alamo Drafthouse will release my Night of the Living Dead poster later today. It’s a 24.5″ x 35″ screenprint, has an edition of 200, and will be $35. It goes up today (Tuesday, April 20th) at a random time.Visit

Freitag, 19. März 2010

my treat of the day

when i logged into my myspace today i saw someone had send me a pic of a tattoo he'd first i thought it was an arm tattoo but then i realized how incredibly huge (and probably painful in getting done) the whole thing
thanks go to pat!


Freitag, 12. März 2010

Hagakure III sketch and final drawing

i realize i haven't posted anything lately so i thought some of you might be interested in seeing some of my work next to its initial sketch.unfortunately i'm in the process of moving and my workplace is a bigger chaos than usual but i've found some sketch for my recent work on the hagakure series.if you look closely you'll see i changed some stuff compared to the lead drawing.


Freitag, 5. März 2010

Sneak Preview

here's a sneek peek of something i have been working on.for legal reasons i cannot yet say what it is for.maybe one of you recognizes one of the characters i drew....prints will be available soon.

Sonntag, 28. Februar 2010

Hope Conspiracy / Rise & Fall Tour poster

here's a limited print i made for the 2010 european tour of the hope conspiracy and rise and fall.
kevin asked if i could do a print for their short tour and this is what i came up with.seeing how their latest record was called "true nihilist" i thought it was good to have the man himself in it.i only made 40 of them and they sold out the same day i handed them over to the bands.the banners flying around have nietzsche quotes on them.he's still the man no matter what...